Monday, 6 December 2010
It's a Turtle Christmas!!
Christmas is definitely on the way so it's time for me to start trawling for some festive treats. I've stumbled across this direct to VHS Ninja Turtles Christmas special, and special is definitely the word for it! This is some pretty offensive viewing. Bad to the point of being incredible and then quite possibly back to bad again. The 'live action' turtles just seem to open and close their big scary teeth filled mouths randomly, sometimes they wag along with the words, sometimes they don't, sometimes they are moving but no sound is coming out... but hey, that doesn't matter when you hear the ragga Turtle-centric rehash of 'Deck The Halls'. You will have far bigger questions that need answering.
Christmas is coming!!! Deck the halls with pepperoni!!!